Taco Bell is a metaphor for life
When I was young I wanted Taco Bell ALL THE TIME, but I couldn't afford it.
When I was in college I got a low paying job. Taco Bell was all I could afford so I had to eat it all the time.
Now I am older. The amount of Taco Bell I can afford is measured in feet. But I can't eat it because then my waist would be measured in feet...
