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Okay, so here’s what they don’t tell you about the self cleaning cycle. It’s basically the same as starting a fire in your oven. My eyes are watering and it smells like I just torched half a loaf of bread. Seriously, I can feel the resale value of this place collapsing.

Holy God I don’t think you can really imagine this. You know that smell that comes off a candle right after you blow it out? Really smoky and charred and not pleasant at all? Magnify that by about 1000. Why does anybody want to do this? I swear it would be more pleasant to just take a family sized bottle of degreaser (now with more toxins!) and get shoulder deep in the oven.

Man alive this is awful. I’m sure Lara will post about it later. Next time I do this I’m going out of town first. They should put this up there with bug bombs. Need to put a tarp around this place.

What’s extra crazy about it is that it’s a new stove! I’ve only used the oven two or three times!

This entry was posted on Tuesday, February 7th, 2006 at 7:08 pm and is filed under Posts.