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This one goes out to all my hommies on the East Side.

Five or so Blue Diamond Smokehouse Almonds (on sale at your local Walgreens) will make a delicious sort of snack. With each almond offering a subtle hint of the smoky flavor the packaging suggests. But woe be unto the compulsive eater who, with a tin of them on his desk, eats and eats and eats maybe 20 or 30 more.

With each new almond the once “subtle hint” of smokiness turns to a raging cacophony of smokiness. Soon the inside of your mouth is like unto the sodden smoky remains of a burnt out building on a rainy day.

This, my hommies, is not deliciousness. Not at all.

Thankfully somebody bailed me out with the $$$ to get me a Pepsi. And thank god for that…

This entry was posted on Friday, May 6th, 2005 at 3:29 pm and is filed under Posts.